Beer Quotes

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
~ Plato

"Sometimes, when i reflect back on all the beer i drink, i feel ashamed - then i look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If i didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then i say to myself, 'If is better that i drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver'."
~ Jack Hande (From the book "Deep Thought")

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
~ Stephen Wright

"I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer."
~ Ernest Hemingway

"But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, nor ever once from the church to stray."
~ William Blake

"Beer is proof that God lives us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
~ Homer J Simpson


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