New Job Congrats Quotes

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"


Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ~Doug Larson


Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. ~H. Jackson Browne


Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. ~Howard Aiken


If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation? ~Author Unknown


The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. ~Robert Frost


Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~John G. Pollard


The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. ~Arnold Toynbee


I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time. ~Bill Gold


Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. ~Scott Adams


A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. ~William C. Feather


To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. ~Author Unknown


Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958


Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ~Douglas Adams


By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. ~Robert Frost